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09:55am 04/07/2010
mood: angry
I know trying to revive the community is a lost cause. But I need a place to vent. Senselessly....

These mother fuckers! Skanks! Fucking hookers!

That's okay, wait until I get a hammer.

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09:25pm 10/01/2008
mood: aggravated
what the hell happened here? ello?

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stab and drag... 
10:48pm 14/04/2005
mood: bitchy
welly welly well......
im glad to see our little community expanding...
the more bitch , the better...

on a more homicidal note.....
men need to be hung.. all of them.

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01:43am 14/12/2004
  Hi there, I just joined. I'm in love with the subject of menstruation and see it as a monthly celebration. I love writing about my premenstrual syndrome experiences and I see a lot of spirituality and metaphysics (so to speak) in the whole process.

This is cross posted to several communities and my own personal journal.

My friend's eleven days late. Today we were talking about writing a zine called Where's My Period Already?. It would deal with PMS issues, the myths and whatnot regarding menstruation, and would feature work written by us when we're PMSing. It would be the ultimate work of art: paranoia, frustration, absent-mindedness, physical disorders, hormonal imbalance, identity crises and mood swings and the whole lot. Take this month for example.

Four days ago I went on a chocolate binge (after three weeks of extreme, zero-carbs Atkins) till I overdosed and went from bordering on a fever to practically hallucinating, it was such a rush. In the few days since, I've been trying to jump back on the Atkins wagon while the syndrome got worse and worse.

Every morning I leave my place five to ten minutes earlier than I really have to, and sit in the lobby of a building right next to my bus pick-up point to have a cigarette (and sometimes, some coffee). This morning I had decaf Nescafe with Coffee Mate and no sugar/sweetner, coupled with my regular Lucky Strike. I got unbelievably dizzy and couldn't coordinate myself much. My head felt heavy and light at the same time and I felt numb and frail and tingly somehow all at once. Afterwards, when crossing the road to my pick-up point, I saw my life flash before my eyes as a truck zoomed by, two centimeters away from my skin. I'm normally pretty absent minded and slow with crossing roads, so coupled with that evil morning cigarette and my PMS it's not a pretty idea to leave me alone on the road!

Sitting in Sociology class today, fully aware that I'd just gotten my period (I was doubled over in paralysing pain) and had no pads, I can feel the only guy in the class sitting behind me and breathing down my neck. This guy's been into me since the first day of Sociology and he makes a point of sitting as near to me as possible during class, and constantly asking for help. I'm chewing on my lip and entertaining the idea of a crimson stain spreading all over my backside. Naturally the idea sends me into tears but just this once I wonder how legendary it would be if it happened and that guy dropped Sociology the next morning.

On the bus home from school today, I got beyond drowsy and dozed off (though in that 'buzzy' way, where you're awake but not really conscious). Just as the bus came to an abrupt halt at a traffic light, I snapped out of the 'aura' I felt I was in and my head toppled forward on my neck. I thought it was my stop and scrambled up, gathering my backpack and jumper (now pulled tightly around my hips; thank goodness for black cotton when you need it). The driver glanced at me, and I glanced at the shut door. He figured I wanted to get off at an earlier spot and pulled the lever impatiently. I jumped off and took about ten minutes to register my surroundings. When I finally realized what had happened and started walking the hundred or so yards to my building, I decided I wanted a smoke. I walked into this cave-like crevice meant as a private parking space in one of the new buildings in the area. I lit up, and almost immediately my vision got hazy and I had to sit down on the ground. I felt numb and still, like I couldn't walk or coordinate any activity.

I slept for what seemed like ten hours, and when I woke up I felt like I was being stabbed repeatedly by sharp knives placed on the circumference of my abdominal region. I had supper and checked my e-mail. I drank ice cold club soda straight after. Bad, BAD idea. Cold stuff slows down the blood flow, making it even more difficult for the tissue to leave my body, thus amplifying the pain to beyond agonizing proportions. After about an hour of moaning, groaning and cursing everything, I felt a fever burning up and flicked on the AC. I made myself a cup of decaf and I'm having it with one of those Atkins-approved chocolates that allegedly carry only one or two net carbs.

I feel like if I could just saw off the lower part of my torso I can breathe normally again.

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08:00pm 09/08/2003
Get Paid To Read Emails

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12:58am 31/07/2003
  Okay, who saw the sweetassed concert in Downsview Park, Toronto? Kick much ass eh! :D

sn; unperfectharmoni

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hellooooooooooo in here! 
03:46pm 30/07/2003
mood: contemplative

are you guys dead???

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10:21am 26/07/2003
  i know how you feel about quizies but after seeing your icon i had to post this one!!

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Hey fellow PMSers. :D 
09:56am 26/07/2003
mood: anxious
Heylo.. My name is Samantha, most people just call me Sam.. or sexybitch of course. ;) I'm from Nova Scotia, Canada. It's kinda pretty here and the weather is getting a lot hotter. >:)

Anyways, I totally agree about having to join because it's PMSOUTLAWS. Like, whoa. Its so cute.

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11:42pm 25/07/2003
mood: amused
since i suck at intros, i dont think i'll do one! Muhahaha!

just kidding...i'll play nice. im 20 as of Aug 14, 2003, i have lots of nick names but Re or Ne are the most common, i live in ohio and my journal is friends only (comment to be added). so i guess thats about it!

i just had to join this community. with a name like pmsoutlaws how could i resist!

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the happiest me youll ever see.. 
03:14pm 25/07/2003
mood: annoyed
ha ha i win asshole...
no one calls me "fat girl" and gets away with it..
the nerve!!

sorry for the short entry...
have reservations...
excuse me while i find a container for my joy.

as for my fellow outlaws...why not update a little more? itll be fun...
bashing is always fun...regardless of whatever the hell it is..

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03:42pm 04/06/2003
  Does anyone have a livejournal code? I am in despirate need of one! if you do please e-mail it to me or, comment and I will reply. Thanks for all your help and even if you aren't able to help out.  

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ill shove a gun in yO grill.... 
07:05pm 27/01/2003
mood: predatory
arg ive had it.......
that is all....
if one more f*cks with me .....BAM... there goes the whole damn gender..


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someone is going to hate me for saying this but... 
05:44am 25/11/2002
mood: infuriated
men need to die.......
i find that they have no excuse for being so inconsiderate....
so, if one more fucks me over.......
theyre species is gonna have hell to pay........

that is all.

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ime go pull a thelma and louise............ 
01:31pm 25/10/2002
mood: complacent
whos comming with me?

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03:10pm 14/10/2002
  *kicks mondays ass*
mondays need to die

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a true pms outlaw.... 
06:22pm 12/10/2002
mood: bitchy
men suck......

i mean.....my biggest fantasy with a man in it is where i tie him up and stuff him in the trunk.....

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04:56pm 12/10/2002
  welcome to the pms outlaws!  

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